Cassie Carpenter

Reporter, standup comedian, and disco vixen
She’s here! My annual mixtape is now available for streaming:
BURN BABY BURN!
This mighty mix features music from Beck, Adonis, Disclosure, Rustie, Beyoncé, SQÜRL, Lana Del Rey, Dharma Protocol, Hercules and Love Affair, St. Vincent, Radiohead, Grobble, MC Tree, Ike & Tina Turner, Change, Vic Mensa, Death Grips, Deee-Lite, Róisín Murphy, The Cramps, Gonga, Armando, Linda Law, Denise La Salle, Jill Sobule, Phantogram, and Julianna Barwick.

She’s here! My annual mixtape is now available for streaming:

BURN BABY BURN!

This mighty mix features music from Beck, Adonis, Disclosure, Rustie, Beyoncé, SQÜRL, Lana Del Rey, Dharma Protocol, Hercules and Love Affair, St. Vincent, Radiohead, Grobble, MC Tree, Ike & Tina Turner, Change, Vic Mensa, Death Grips, Deee-Lite, Róisín Murphy, The Cramps, Gonga, Armando, Linda Law, Denise La Salle, Jill Sobule, Phantogram, and Julianna Barwick.

I love how Disney has made Prince Charming irrelevant. It reflects reality.

Maleficent was always my favorite Disney villain…

Lana Del Rey sounds so hauntingly beautiful on this cover. It makes you visualize what Angelina Jolie will look like as a dragon! Disney will release the other side of Sleeping Beauty on May 30.

YES.

Welcome back, ladies!

Cibo Matto's third studio album Hotel Valentine drops February 14…

First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy said her only regret was that she washed the blood off her face before Johnson was sworn in.

First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy said her only regret was that she washed the blood off her face before Johnson was sworn in.

Carpenter will be performing at the Leche Lounge show happening Thursday, August 22, 7:30 pm. at Malo, 4326 W. Sunset Blvd., Silver Lake.
There will also be sets from comics Greg Wilson, Amy Ashton, David Gee, Josh Waldron, and Tammy Jo Dearen!$10 presale tickets are available HEREOtherwise, it’s $15 cash at the door.

Carpenter will be performing at the Leche Lounge show happening Thursday, August 22, 7:30 pm. at Malo, 4326 W. Sunset Blvd., Silver Lake.

There will also be sets from comics Greg Wilson, Amy Ashton, David Gee, Josh Waldron, and Tammy Jo Dearen!

$10 presale tickets are available HERE

Otherwise, it’s $15 cash at the door.

8 Batman films
7 Superman films
5 Spider-Man films
ZERO Wonder Woman films  
Get it together, sexist Hollywood! 

8 Batman films

7 Superman films

5 Spider-Man films

ZERO Wonder Woman films  

Get it together, sexist Hollywood! 

Carpenter is honored to perform at Selene Luna’s Dog & Pony Show happening Sunday, May 26, 8 p.m. at Akbar, 4356 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles. $5 cover.
For more information, or to RSVP, visit the Facebook invite!

Carpenter is honored to perform at Selene Luna’s Dog & Pony Show happening Sunday, May 26, 8 p.m. at Akbar, 4356 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles. $5 cover.

For more information, or to RSVP, visit the Facebook invite!